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Why no one ever pick Santa, or elves, or reindeers as a school's mascot? "Let's go Santa, Let's GO!" 
santa has to be the greatest criminal ever...a million cases of breaking & entering...the police everywhere know where he lives but he knows how to buy everyone of them off with gifts
This status contains no juice.
Watching MTV Cribs makes me feel better About downloading music off the internet.
If it's true that opposites attract, I should be looking for someone that's fat, ugly and stupid.
Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?
I'm no terrorist, but I have blown up my underwear a time or two...
There has been only one Christmas – the rest are anniversaries.
"1..2..3.. SMILE!"...... "Did you take it yet?" "Damn, it's on video!"
Wouldn't be nice to see if there is an alien on a far away planet that acts exactly like you do.
When people say to me, "I don't have time", I ask them then why are you still alive.
Just drank warm orange juice after I had brushed my teeth, and now reciting "Jabberwocky" in Spanish is my only means of communication.
Watch out, I'm in just the mood to steal someone's armadillo today.
Why is it that whenever I have to turn around in a strange driveway, I feel like they're gonna come running out with pitchforks and torches?
Thank god I have Facebook to know that Christmas Eve is tomorrow and that people are going Christmas shopping and that Christmas is Sunday.
It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas.
I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays.
if you have something really big to wrap, don't waste time on wrapping paper. Just buy a cheap plastic table cloth. ho ho ho
Life would be much easier if Christmas decorations grew on trees.
I'm out of Christmas wrapping paper? So I've simply converted birthday wrapping paper by adding "Jesus" after "Happy Birthday" in biro. 