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What superpower would I want? The ability to know if the bite of food is rotten or moldy BEFORE I stick in my mouth and chew!
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12-13-2011 20:21 by
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Whats the difference between you and a hippo? One is fat, lazy, ugly, disgusting, smelly, and weird .......then there's the hippo
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12-13-2011 20:16 by
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1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people, and you're still single? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA, me too.
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12-13-2011 20:14 by
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A touching letter by a little girl to Santa on Christmas: Dear Santa, Please give clothes to all those poor ladies in daddy's laptop.
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12-13-2011 19:40 by
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Next time I see a dead deer on the side of da road I'm going to leave & come back dressed as Santa Clause with a sign says, "Help, need ride"
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12-13-2011 19:20 by
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I wish my farts would make people disintegrate like in "The Darkest Hour" movie trailer.
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12-13-2011 19:18 by
fadolo
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The only time its acceptable for a girl to spit is if its into another girls mouth.
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12-13-2011 19:14 by
fadolo
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smelling my clothes deciding what to wear
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12-13-2011 19:13
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Need a distraction today? Not only does 11+2=12+1, but also when you rearrange the letters in "eleven plus two," you get "twelve plus one." How many letters in each phrase? Thirteen.
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12-13-2011 19:11 by
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Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a daimond and picking up a rock.
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12-13-2011 19:07 by
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Is there an Elf Yourself type eCard service for condolences?
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12-13-2011 19:04 by
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When people younger than me complain about getting old, I beat them to death with the agility of a much younger man.
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12-13-2011 19:04 by
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I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep.
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12-13-2011 19:01 by
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I'd actually be more excited to see an image of a grilled-cheese sandwich appear on a grilled-cheese sandwich.
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12-13-2011 17:34 by
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Why don't people throw all of their paperwork up in the air when they're frustrated, like they used to do in 80s movies? It feels great.
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12-13-2011 17:33 by
SuthernFukr
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Whoever said, "love conquers all" obviously wasn't very good with a gun.
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12-13-2011 17:32 by
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Common Sense, So rare it's kinda like a super power.
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12-13-2011 17:08
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Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the O.J. chase.
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12-13-2011 16:53 by
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That ackward moment when you send a specific text to the wrong person.
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12-13-2011 16:33 by
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Ambulances and women have a lot in common… they both make a ton of noise to let you know they are coming!
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12-13-2011 15:58 by
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