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If you hold a woman up to your ear and wait til the screaming stops....you can faintly hear her tell you she wants money, house, cars and fine jewelry!!
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12-14-2011 18:24 by
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God may love you...but everyone else thinks you suck! I was kidding..,.God thinks you suck also.
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12-14-2011 18:24 by
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chain wallets are a great way to let the ladies know that you've got about $7 that you don't wanna lose.
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12-14-2011 17:57 by
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gonna buy a real tree sometime this week, hope it doesnt end up like amy winehouse, dead...5' 6 and surrounded by needles by christmas...
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12-14-2011 17:40 by
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I remember the first habit I picked up. The other nuns just stared in horror!
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12-14-2011 17:20 by
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you you know when you loose control of the words falling out of your mouth, you should do me a favor and just choke on it
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12-14-2011 17:11
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Everyone is telling Hitler jokes, but I do Nazi what's so funny. It's out of Mein Kampfort zone, Anne Frankly, I'm tired of it
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12-14-2011 16:30 by
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At Christmas time it's fun to take a new Lexus for a test drive, put a big red bow on it & pull into random people's driveways honking.
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12-14-2011 16:30 by
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I keep having this recurring nightmare that lasts 8 hours a day, Monday through Friday.
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12-14-2011 16:24 by
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This holiday season there's no better gift than the gift of life. That's why I'm giving every girl I know a baby.
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12-14-2011 16:21 by
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I picked up a bad habit of reading text messages, and then verbally responding to them, and then putting my phone away.
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12-14-2011 16:17 by
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If you go to sleep drunk ... are you drunk in your dreams ??
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12-14-2011 16:17 by
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Does anyone else have that brief thought of "Serial Killer" or "Monster" when they are getting in their car and drop the car keys?
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12-14-2011 16:02 by
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Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you ever seen a Mexican do something right the first time?
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12-14-2011 16:00 by
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YouTube is the only way you can see MTV playing music.
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12-14-2011 15:08
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settingcaptivesfree. com strongly recommend if your addicted to something.
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12-14-2011 14:52
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Time Magazine names "The Protestor" as Person of the Year. If you disagree, congratulations, you just won Person of the Year!
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12-14-2011 14:24 by
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If I ever go missing I want my picture on a 40 oz beer rather than a milk carton, because I want fun people to find me.
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12-14-2011 14:15 by
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I'm beginning to think the wireless mouse was invented just so there was one less thing to hang yourself with at work.
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12-14-2011 14:13 by
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If you're a white guy with cornrows it should be several acres and in Nebraska.
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12-14-2011 14:10 by
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