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D.N.A actually stands for National Dyslexic Association
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12-15-2011 14:36
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If you were walking through the Mall today and saw me sitting in Santa's lap , it isn't what you think .
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12-15-2011 14:09 by
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All those years of phone sex has caught up with my grandfather. He has hearing AIDS
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12-15-2011 13:57 by
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Delta: Don't Expect Luggage To Arrive
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12-15-2011 13:42 by
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Tampax will discontinue tampons with strings on them, it appears that midgets have been stepping on the string.
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12-15-2011 13:30
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we spend the money we don't have, to buy the things we don't need, to impress the people we don't like.
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12-15-2011 13:27 by
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How you get sleepy after crying, It's like your mind is telling you, “you've suffered enough, it's time to shut down for a bit.”
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12-15-2011 13:26 by
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The best cure for insomnia is a Monday morning.
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12-15-2011 13:25 by
@tarahsince1991
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Hate it when insurance companies sends the settlement with my name mispelled and right address..
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12-15-2011 13:21
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Birthdays then- 'Wow! Look at all these presents!' ... Birthdays now- 'Wow! Look at all these notifications!'
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12-15-2011 13:14 by
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Some people may hate you for being different & not living by society's standards, but deep down... they wish they had the courage to do the same
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12-15-2011 13:12 by
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Ho Ho Ho= the first 3 girls on Santas naughty list
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12-15-2011 12:48 by
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I try to let women think I'm mysterious and not hard up....that's why I wait a good 45 seconds before I Poke someone back on facebook.
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12-15-2011 12:33 by
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If men are from Mars, that would explain why we try to probe everything.
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12-15-2011 12:27 by
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Dear Santa, All I want for Christmas is SethMacFarlane and his Evil Genius.....and an Occupy Wall St. Family Guy!
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12-15-2011 12:19
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every time I hear that jolly fat guy with the red suit and reindeer belt out his familiar "Hoe Hoe Hoe"....I cannot help looking around for my ex girlfriend
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12-15-2011 12:19 by
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talk is cheap, but I guess that's the only thing your broke ass can afford
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12-15-2011 12:10 by
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If you wake up with a weird taste in your mouth on Chrismas morning, just remember that Santa only comes once a year...
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12-15-2011 12:08
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I DON'T have EX's! I have Y's. Like "Y the hell did I date you?!"
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12-15-2011 12:03 by
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I'm too embarrassed to tell you how many times I've mistaken insulation for cotton candy.
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12-15-2011 11:27 by
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