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Here's a drinking game for you; take a drink every time someone posts "happy new year" on your Facebook. Make sure you aren't driving after this game because you will likely have too many friends stating the obvious. 
Lazy rule #526272828000: I take short cuts that are longer than the long cuts just because I think they are shorter
about to make it RAIN all up in 2012!!!
GaGa and Bieber in Times Square!!! I guess all the good bands and singers had plans for tonight..
The day before the annual Gregorian calendar re-set. Here's where I get all sappy and tell my pals how much they rock. You guys are the best. Happy New Year!
Since 2012 will be the end of the world I am going to do things I have never done before; like showing up to work in time, drink responsibly, pay my taxes, respect my elders...screw it, I'm going out with a bang!!!
If you get pulled over in a Smart Car for speeding, you should get a standing ovation, not a ticket.
When I hear "Tropical Depression" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying.
Wait - so we're NOT supposed to eat the Silica Gel packet?
Soon, an African child soldier will fire an M-16 while wearing a Lakers jersey with WORLD PEACE on the back.
Last New Year's, people promised me that 2011 would be MY year. Those people are liars and are no longer my life coaches/psychics.
The fact that Mitt Romney has a son named Matt Romney kinda makes you hope for 3 more sons named Mett Mott & Mutt.
Dr. Drew, we're here because we love you, and we're concerned about your addiction to putting addicts on TV.
Piercing your lip is a good way to tell the world you let people pee on you in exchange for meth.
My new year resolution is 1024×768 pixels.
As far as I'm concerned, every Coldplay song is called "Nasal Rain."
Morning check list 1. find a red solo cup 2.Let's have a party!
Why do ppl say the new year I'll change, things will better, I'm doing this or that, make resolutions...why do they wait till a new year has begun...you have the ability to change your life any day or month of the year...New Year, big deal....
Ever notice that the douchebag who says "See you next year!" on New Years Eve is always someone you wouldn't mind not seeing for the entire year?.......
wondering why you never see, "My resolution is to eat more fried foods, drink every day, oh!!! And take up smoking too!!!
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