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   messageicon Every picture of you, is of you when you were younger !
←Rate | 12-29-2011 14:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to show you how I feel
←Rate | 12-29-2011 14:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon dear autocorrect...I actually did mean that I was "w*nki°g on the desk in my office" and not "working".
←Rate | 12-29-2011 14:24 Comments (0)  


   messageicon We love Lesbians!!! We love Lesbians!!! ~ Jerry Springer Audience
←Rate | 12-29-2011 14:07 Comments (0)  


   messageicon How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight? She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 14:03 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The best place to hide a body is on page 2 of Google's search results
←Rate | 12-29-2011 13:55 Comments (0)  


   messageicon After lesbians have sex, I bet there's an insane amount of not shutting up.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 13:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Fellas: If most of you lazy b@stards handled your business well between the sheets there would be fewer lesbians in the world.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 13:28 by Reuben Comments (0)  


   messageicon A man's weakness is women and a woman weakness is money.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 13:09 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My plan this New Years Eve is to avoid people who have plans this New Years Eve.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 13:05 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When you realize Facebook has made more changes than Obama...
←Rate | 12-29-2011 12:52 by Brianna Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties.
←Rate | 12-29-2011 12:45 Comments (0)  


   messageicon twighlight did to vampires what brokeback mountain did to cowboys
←Rate | 12-29-2011 12:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you. 4. You're welcome!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 12:21 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon 1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for you. 4. You're welcome!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 12:21 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon I toss and turn until 5 minutes before the alarm, then I drift peacefully off to sl--*beep*beep*beep*beep*!
←Rate | 12-29-2011 12:08 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Nothing aggravates me more than to hear a career politician say, "I am not a career politician."
←Rate | 12-29-2011 11:48 by Timboss Comments (0)  


   messageicon i may be drunk, but you're ugly, and I can sober up.. when I feel like it
←Rate | 12-29-2011 11:48 by Heard Comments (0)  


   messageicon What is it with all Highways across America where once grown men get on there.. they are immediately obsessed with sticking their finger up their nose to their 2nd Knuckle ?
←Rate | 12-29-2011 10:55 by ab3g Comments (0)  


   messageicon My New Year's Resolution For 2012: I Vow Only To DRINK ON THE DAYS That Ends With The Letter "Y" (-̮•̃)
←Rate | 12-29-2011 10:42 Comments (0)  



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