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(╮°-°)╮┳━┳ " make me a Sandwich!" .. Girlfriend : ( -.-) "HELL NO!" ... (╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ "THE HELL YOU SAY?!?"
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01-02-2012 10:06 by
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You have the right to remain stupid anything you say or do can and will be ignored.
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01-02-2012 09:54
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I'm tired of chasing my dreams...gonna jus ask them where they're going and meet them there later.
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01-02-2012 09:40 by
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Aahhh, 2012 is here. This year, I will try to look on the bright side of things, to see the positive in all situations, to see my RED SOLO CUP half full :)
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01-02-2012 09:25
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Beer before liquor, never sicker. Toothpaste before orange juice, dead.
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01-02-2012 08:57 by
Doc Noland
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I'm trying to go back to my original shape. 7 lbs. 9oz..
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01-02-2012 06:23 by
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NICE GILL MORGAN... WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT.
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01-02-2012 01:58
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Tonight I have a date with my Ego.
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01-02-2012 01:52
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Welcome 2012 !! We hope that you do to us what 2011 did to Mobile Phones - Made them Thinner and Smarter !!
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01-02-2012 00:36
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If you like your own status, you should take your own hand and punch you in your face.
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01-01-2012 22:51 by
@HatchDadDee
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The way I see it is that life is divided up into three stages, and you only have to wipe your @$$ for one of them. Isn't life incredible!?
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01-01-2012 22:46 by
Ari Fivo
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Can't wait 'til I'm elderly so I can wear band-aids on my face without shame or explanation.
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01-01-2012 22:39 by
Doc Noland
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Everything seems louder when you're trying not to wake your parents
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01-01-2012 21:43 by
BEGO
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In 2013, my first status will be- "Is anyone alive?!
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01-01-2012 21:37 by
BEGO
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H.O.E.S = HAPPILY OFFERING EVERYONE SEX.
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01-01-2012 21:35 by
BEGO
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Just because I'm giving up , doesn't mean I don't care. It means I'm tired of giving my everything & ending up with nothing.
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01-01-2012 21:34 by
BEGO
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From now on I will only use blue SOLO cups,because of that STUPID STUPID song.
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01-01-2012 19:49 by
JOHN
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A sure sign that drugs fu<k you up is that Russel Brand just filed for divorce from Katy Perry...WHAT,an idiot!
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01-01-2012 19:48 by
JOHN
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I'm not proud of this, but I haven't showered since last year...
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01-01-2012 19:25
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Last night I jerked off so good that when I woke up my D!ck was in the kitchen making breakfast
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01-01-2012 19:16 by
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