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I take the cat approach to things now. When people that I don't like pass by, I just hiss at them.
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12-18-2011 23:46 by
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I found out today that Snooki hates the nickname "Snooki" and is planning to go back to using her real name, "Danny DeVito"
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12-18-2011 23:26
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I used to like Kim Kardashian...until she became a publicity squealin boar. Now I just think she's had her 15 minutes and really needs to stop selling photos and stupid stories to magazines. You lost me at "I'm so annoyed...!!!"
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12-18-2011 23:25
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✔ Saddam Hussein ✔ Osama Bin Ladden ✔ Moammar Gadhafi ✔Kim Jong IL ❒ Fidel Castro ❒ Hugo Chavez ❒ Justin Beiber
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12-18-2011 23:19 by
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Relax guys, I'm pretty sure Kim Jong died a long time ago when he jumped off the Empire State Building.
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12-18-2011 23:15 by
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Team America World Police is officially a period piece.
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12-18-2011 23:02 by
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Kim "Chinky Chang Small Wang Jong" is dead :D
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12-18-2011 23:00
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Night night Kim Jong Il you little Chinky B*stard
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12-18-2011 22:53
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Never apologize for expressing how you feel, Its like saying you're sorry for being real
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12-18-2011 21:27
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Decided this year I'm replacing the milk and cookies tradition with manly reach around. Just to see if that would get SANTA'S attention.
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12-18-2011 21:12 by
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I dropped my laptop in the ocean,, now a dell is rolling in the deep.
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12-18-2011 21:10 by
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How was it possible that the three bears had porridge all at different temperatures? Someone is lying.
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12-18-2011 21:04
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It's so annoying when I'm about to take a great photo and somebody calls my camera.
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12-18-2011 20:48
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All of the food in my fridge is on my to-poo list.
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12-18-2011 20:46
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You know why cowboys wear big buckles? It's a tombstone for a dead prick !
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12-18-2011 20:10 by
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Theres no manly way to say.. "Honey can you pass me my Girl Scout Cookies?"
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12-18-2011 20:04 by
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I went to google and type in "let it snow" and snow started falling. So I typed "let it rain" and the strippers started falling to the floor.
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12-18-2011 19:39 by
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I am sad to report, that counting down very quickly does NOT speed up the microwave.
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12-18-2011 19:33
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Santa is that a toy in your bag or are you just happy to se me..
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12-18-2011 19:08
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You know you back in Miami, when You pull up to a light and a Bum throws a quarter at you.
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12-18-2011 18:48 by
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