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Someone crafted this little gingerbread man out of cookie dough and lovingly baked it. Now I have to explain to him about death.
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12-19-2011 18:35
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I'm so good in bed that my privates were promoted straight to generals.
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12-19-2011 18:34
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North Korea is retiring all size 3 women's shoes and size 87 sunglasses in honor of Kim Jong Il's death.
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12-19-2011 18:31
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We don't have mistletoe at Christmas so we just kiss under the influence.
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12-19-2011 18:28
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During the holiday season"s prisoners should only be aloud to watch the travel channel 24/7..
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12-19-2011 18:23
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i wasn't that drunk ?!!! dude you threw a toothpick in the forest, and yelled "ur home "
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12-19-2011 18:21
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OH my god!!!!! are you crying ?!!!! no I`m impersonating a fountain. j
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12-19-2011 17:59
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You almost feel ashamed that someone could be that important, that without them, you feel like nothing,
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12-19-2011 17:04 by
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anything is pocket sized if your ass is big enough
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12-19-2011 16:57 by
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Last year I asked Santa to bring me the sexiest person . He sends me a note today "She is your Facebook friend_ you have her already" !
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12-19-2011 15:45 by
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✔ Saddam Hussein ✔ Osama Bin Ladden ✔ Moammar Gadhafi ✔Kim Jong IL ❒ Fidel Castro ❒ Hugo Chavez - Not a good year for my Fantasy Dictator League...
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12-19-2011 15:19
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not really surprised about Kim Jongs dearh, it was inevitabre, inevit, inevitabre, inevitabrey going to happen!
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12-19-2011 14:43
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Daughter: Dad I'm a lesbian Dad: ok it's cool 2nd daughter: I'm also a lesbian Dad: Does anyone in this family like *%#k? Son: I do!
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12-19-2011 14:38
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WATER - Giver of Life….Destroyer of Witches….Improver of T-Shirt contests.....
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12-19-2011 14:29
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Drawing sunglasses on the sun never really made sense to me.
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12-19-2011 14:20 by
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It's hard to get people's sympathy when your life is in shambles, mainly because the word shambles sounds so darn adorable. Shambles!
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12-19-2011 14:18 by
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Probably didnt think through the whole yelling at my boss 'Youre not the boss of me, Bruce Springsteen is.'
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12-19-2011 14:16 by
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I like big butts, but unfortunately I do lie. So really, I dont like big butts...Or do I? You'll never know.
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12-19-2011 14:16 by
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Despite protests, my wife has yet to step down from her post as the oppressive leader of our house.
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12-19-2011 14:14 by
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'You know what really pushes my buttons?....You People.' - Elevators
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12-19-2011 14:07 by
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