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Has any one seen dolly partons face she looks like the joker WTF..HAPPENED.!!!
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01-05-2012 01:01
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Girls don't be proud if every guy wants you... Cheap items have many buyers
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01-05-2012 00:52 by
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Life is all about a card game. Choosing the right cards is not in our hand. But playing well with the cards in hand, determines our success.
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01-05-2012 00:48 by
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Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter
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01-05-2012 00:48 by
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A wise man among the ignorant is like a beautiful girl in the company of blind men
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01-05-2012 00:48 by
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Never hold your head high with pride or ego. Even the winner of a Gold Medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down.
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01-05-2012 00:48 by
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Even if I had 1 wish.. I wouldnt wish for you 2 Love me, Cuz I dont want your Love to come from a wish.. But straight from your Heart ♥
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01-05-2012 00:47 by
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Most relationships fail not because of the absence of Love; but because girls Love2Much & Boys Love 2Many.
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01-05-2012 00:47 by
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Those Who Live Simply Sleep Peacefully
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01-05-2012 00:46 by
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We are not Chemicals.. So We can think before Reacting.
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01-05-2012 00:46 by
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If you cant be a highway then just be a trail.... If you cant be the sun be a star... It isn't by size that you win or you fail... Be the best of whatever you are.
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01-05-2012 00:46 by
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Money is not Everything... There's also Visa and MasterCard.
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01-05-2012 00:46 by
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The only time a girl should Kneel down for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe-laces.
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01-05-2012 00:45 by
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Big Girls don't cry...(They eat)
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01-05-2012 00:45 by
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If you are not Happy being Single, You will never be Happy in a relationship.
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01-05-2012 00:45 by
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I will stop Loving you, when an Apple fruit grows on a mango tree, on the 30th Day of February ♥
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01-05-2012 00:44 by
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I wonder who's forehead would win in a head-butting contest between Tyra & Rihanna?
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01-05-2012 00:38 by
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Dear ex, can you please return my dignity I left at your place but you can keep my Nickelback Cd collection.
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01-05-2012 00:33
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you never see the chihuahua in the Taco Bell commercials anymore...makes me wonder what's in those 99 cent burritos
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01-04-2012 23:27 by
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I missed my ex today so I reloaded & shot again
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