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I hate winter because I can't sniff bike seats.
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01-06-2012 17:56
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I pulled into Dunkin Doughnuts drive thru and a women appeared at the window and asked, "may I take your order". Jedi Master am I.
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01-06-2012 17:05 by
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Pizza Rolls are just Hot Pockets for midgets.
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01-06-2012 16:44
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Im glad the inspirational photo quotes make you feel like a better person, but seriously do you have to overload my wall with them??
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01-06-2012 16:29 | Tags: Filtered
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A chick who ask 4 nothin will get Everything.. A chick who ask for Everything will get NOTHIN!! #Attitude-IS-everything -
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01-06-2012 16:02 by
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The problem with working from home is the absence of sexual harassment.
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01-06-2012 15:51
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If there is enough room to spell 'bootylicious' on the back of your shorts...it probably isn't
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01-06-2012 15:50 by
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Damn, I was way off. Turns out Alien vs Predator isn't about an illegal immigrant fighting a child molester.
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01-06-2012 15:49
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Looking for a book club where you have to discuss the same one every week? Try organized religion!
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01-06-2012 15:42 by
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Any woman who says, 'I can have any man I want' is lying, has no standards and no man wants her ass.
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01-06-2012 15:36
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I hate situations where I have to acknowledge the people I had been successfully ignoring.
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01-06-2012 15:33 by
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Screw a designated driver. I need a designated liver.
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01-06-2012 15:32 by
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Jehovah's witnesses would probably be welcomed into more houses if they brought booze or cookies.
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01-06-2012 15:27
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The DOT sent me the wrong personalized plates. They say ASSMAN
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01-06-2012 15:11 by
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you might think it's funny, but it's snot
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01-06-2012 15:05
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when I answered the door, the pizza delivery guy was naked. WT?
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01-06-2012 15:03
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To all d jerks & dbags, y'all are like clouds. When y'all disappear, it's a brighter day.
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01-06-2012 15:02
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My niece just made an "L" on her forehead with her thumb and index finger and directed it toward me. She has obviously invented a new word..."LAWESOME!"
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01-06-2012 14:55
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My wife said she was going to leave me so I chopped off her legs ..then she came crawling back..!!
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01-06-2012 14:24
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Why do people showoff by posting pics of the expensive and fancy alcohol they are drinking when at the end of the day we all get drunk just the same?
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