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A slew of people aren't using the word "slew" enough.
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01-08-2012 10:26 by
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Ryan Seacrest owns a $6000 toilet & Van Gogh sold 3 paintings in his entire lifetime. Any questions?
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01-08-2012 10:24 by
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it necessary for there to be a guy that looks like Stephen King at every highway rest stop?
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01-08-2012 10:24 by
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Now it's pot in the lead! Now it's alcohol! Pills make a late charge! And it's pot! Now alcohol! But here comes sleep!!
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01-08-2012 10:23 by
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Guys, ever have a dream where Angelina Jolie goes down on you and her lips explode all over your crotch? No? Well, you will now...
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01-08-2012 10:22 by
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Driving through rural Oklahoma in the AM trying to make it home quick to the kids. I'm a country song right now.
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01-08-2012 10:21 by
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a busy day of laying on the couch while snacking and watching football ahead.
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01-08-2012 09:33
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single and ready to mingle! And by mingle I mean get laid.
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01-08-2012 09:04
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If they bought food instead of paints and brushes, there would be far less Starving Artist's.
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01-08-2012 09:00 by
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I need to talk to you” is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life
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01-08-2012 08:15 by
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When I play a fighting game, I press random buttons and hope for the best.
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01-08-2012 08:07 by
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They should just make highway rest stops out of Purell.
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01-08-2012 08:05 by
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If you think 7 years of bad luck are to much for breaking a mirror.. Try breaking a condom
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01-08-2012 08:03 by
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At the young age of 5, a bear told me that I am the only person who can prevent forest fires. Why I was chosen, I'll never know.
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01-08-2012 08:03 by
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During 2011, I was always drunk, crude, rude and flirtatious; just want you know that in 2012 you can expect exactly the same behavior.
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01-08-2012 05:38
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Did you know, if on a full moon if you light a candle and say the name of someone you love 3 times, you'll look stupid doing that?
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01-08-2012 05:30 by
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You don't have a drinking problem; people without arms have a drinking problem.
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01-08-2012 05:29 by
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If my doctor ever tells me I'm not healthy enough for sexual activity, at least I'll know how I'm going to die.
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01-08-2012 05:27
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I hate when fat people say, “You couldn't walk a mile in my shoes”, I am like, “Look here Fatty, you couldn't walk a mile in your own shoes either.”
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01-08-2012 05:15
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Did you ever blow bubbles as a kid?... Well he's back in town
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01-08-2012 05:14 by
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