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You're not an alcoholic; you're a soberphobic.
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01-10-2012 13:16 by
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I bet Adele sweats gravy.
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01-10-2012 13:12
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90% Of men have no taste or standards they just wanna get laid.
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01-10-2012 12:56
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Now wait a minute, y'all This status ain't for everybody?"Only the sexy people. So all you fly mothers, get on out there and “Like” “Like”, I said!"
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01-10-2012 12:49
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Just once I would like to see some creativity and have a meeting done with interpretive dance instead of powerpoint
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01-10-2012 12:37 by
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What can I say ... I'm The Guy that Adele is singing about !
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01-10-2012 12:09
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Its a dog, not an accessory! Get that poor thing outta your purse lady!!
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01-10-2012 12:03
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"Meet local singles here." No thanks randomly placed ad. I know local singles and there is a reason they are in fact single!
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01-10-2012 12:01
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I love this global warming! Who cares if my Grand kids won't get to see a Polar bear. I didn't get to see a dinosaur, & I turned out ok. At least the melting ice caps will cover Jersey Shore with water, so they won't have to see that either.
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01-10-2012 11:51 by
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My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said "Jersey Shore"...Was I wrong?
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01-10-2012 11:47 by
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I got 99 problems but the clap aint one
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01-10-2012 11:19 by
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People who bring their own bags to the grocery store always look like they're waiting for applause.
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01-10-2012 11:14 by
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I don't want to make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the hat I wore in high-school.
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01-10-2012 11:14 by
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I like hearing how actors shouldn't have political opinions from people who worship Ronald Reagan.
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01-10-2012 11:10 by
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There is one vision that gives me constant happiness, your two enormous breasts
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01-10-2012 11:09 by
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I play real sports…I'm not trying to be the best at exercising
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01-10-2012 11:07
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This toilet seat is frickin cold!!
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01-10-2012 10:45
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Do you ever take a couple of ibuprofen just in case?
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01-10-2012 10:37 by
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As boy's we all way's wondered what was in a girl's diary.Now facebook has shown us !!
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01-10-2012 10:36
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Somewhere in Africa right now, a honey badger is calmly eating cobras, unaware that last night it jumped the shark.
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01-10-2012 10:27 by
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