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a good driver discount, a good student discount. what about a watching an anoying lizard in a stupid comercial discount? 
cant have an openly religious football player in the NFL, that would be bad. it needs more accused murderers, rapists and morons who shoot themselves in the leg.
Rather than waste money going to strip clubs I can save it by just staying here on Facebook and watch some sluts' profile pics.
Hey Green Bay I bet your having a lot of W(H)INE with your cheese tonight.
Just when I thought there was hope for humanity, I walked into Walmart. We're all doomed.
On the bright side...Aaron Rodgers can now do all the comercials he wants
If you don't cut your hair with a Flowbee, you are probably too high maintenance for me.
Im not fat at all, I just enjoy washing dishes in my belly button
Anybody ever notice Mr. Crabs and Popeye have the same laugh?
Kids don't like meatloaf…but add some candles kids love meat cake….
watcing the Canadian Curling Championships on ESPH-EH.
Went over to my hippie neighbor's house and asked for a pot holder, and he came out with a sandwich bag. Note to self: New best friend
What food decreases a women's sex drive faster than anything else? Wedding cake
It would be easier to keep my New Year's resolution to accept and forgive people if they'd stop being the same jacka$$es they were last year.
too much TV this morning and now I can't decide whether I want to rescue a dog for $19 a month or save a child for $15 a month...WTF
I spend so much time with the Internet that it could be considered online dating.
Roses are red Violets are blue Porn hub is downYour mums Facebook will do..
I'm going to admit myself into the Hokey-Pokey Institute and turn my life around.
I was on a plane today. The stewardess said, "would you like some headphones?" I said, "ooo yes please, but how did you know my name was Phones?"
GOVERNMENT ADVICE When travelling in extreme weather conditions everyone to take with them, a bottle of water, some energy bars, a shovel, a hazard light and a blanket. I looked a right twat on the train this morning. 