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AIR GUITAR for sale ...any offers?
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01-11-2012 02:32
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1f you c4n r34d 7h15 you r34lly n33d t0 g3t 0ff 7h3 c0mpu73r 8^)
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01-11-2012 01:39
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#IfWomenRuledTheWorld the wings on airplanes would flap
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01-11-2012 00:31
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I remember passing gum in school was like drug dealing....
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01-11-2012 00:13 by
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Everything is within walking distance, as long as you've got the time.
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01-10-2012 23:59 by
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My doctor's waiting room needs some music. And better lighting. And more beautiful women. And a pole in the middle of the room. And booze.
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01-10-2012 23:57 by
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I am painting a blue square in the backyard, so google earth thinks I have a pool!
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01-10-2012 23:48 by
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You are more confused than a male lady bug
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01-10-2012 23:40
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I hate when stupid people try & make YOU feel stupid because they don't understand you.
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01-10-2012 23:38
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Let's stay together = let's change the channel
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01-10-2012 23:31
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Why don't we take this relationship to the next level and you loan me some money.
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01-10-2012 23:28
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Girlfriends are like credit cards, you can't get one unless you already have one.
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01-10-2012 23:22
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I was touched by an angel, inappropriately.
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01-10-2012 23:22
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Be still like a mountain and flow like a great river. But not during sex, that's just selfish.
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01-10-2012 23:21
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The best things in life are not things...they're acts. Whether it be acts of kindness, comedy acts, or sex acts.
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01-10-2012 23:21
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Schools need to include a new subject into the curriculum called, "Learn how to shut up and learn"
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01-10-2012 23:19
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If your child was pregnant at 16, why would you put them on a TV show? Isn't that kind of rewarding them for being a slut?
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01-10-2012 23:18
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Thought about asking someone if they wanted to be my "It's complicated" status...
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01-10-2012 22:37
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Swear I bet you if I was a hot chick and I left a status that said "I'm brushing my hair". It would get about 50 likes.
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01-10-2012 21:46 by
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I just bought a Dyson ball cleaner.......I should read the intructions because I'm pretty sure I'm not usng it properly
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01-10-2012 21:41 by
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