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Today we celebrate Martin Luther King by schools and offices closing, no mail or banking. Tomorrow is Ben Franklin's birthday. Will we celebrate by not having electricity? Just wondering. 
I hate waiting in lines. I wish this lady would hurry up and pick a suspect already."
woke up having unintentionally lost his virginity to a newly unsprung spring in the bed :(
the waitress asked me what I'd like to order...I said "**x on the beach"---she misunderstood me and got me the drink!
Mancode violation 83970138- No matter how much of 70's baby or 80's kid you may be, man shall not sing Girls just wanna have fun by Cyndi Lauper
What happened? Are y'all ok today? FB needs a Dr. Phil button this afternoon. Half of you are Facebook bi-polar anyway....Inspirational in the morning and cursing folks out in the evening.
It's almost tax season. Anyone have some spare kids?
Money is paper, paper come from trees thus money grow on trees!
Mufassa reminded me so much of my dad... and he too saved me from a stampede of wilda beast
Loving me so much , I'm just going to "like" my own status .
I have a dream, that I could just get paid for having a dream.
Every rapper out there thinks they are the next Tupac. But they seem to want to bypass the part where Tupac was the hype man on the Humpty dance.
We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity
The LIKE button: also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything.
Happy "Most of Alabama Hates This Day" Day!
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason why I have trust issues.
I have sexdaily. Oops, I mean sexilady...no, sexydial...uh isexlady...no, I really mean sexyladi...um ladiesxy? Dyslexia - there that's it!
I guess it did mean "Discount Double Check" after all
On this day remember an American Legend, Robert E. Lee, someone worth remembering.
Hostess is filing for bankruptcy? Buy all the twinkles, zingers, and ho's ho's as you can! D:
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