bill Funny Status Messages

   News Flash: Bears in Yosemite rejoicing over possible government shutdown.

   Happy Government Shutdown Day everyone!!

   The Cavs win twice, the Tribe sweeps Boston, the Heat lose and LeBron's mom gets arrested. You can't deny that KARMA Cleveland.......

   Obama re-election: Beyond 'Hope' and 'Change' ... Now its 'Poverty and Debt'........

   Travel Tip: Don't fly on Southwest, unless you like your airplanes with sunroofs........

   Neighbor not a radioactive zombie. Btw, completely unrelated, but any ideas for an "I'm sorry" gift for someone in hospital.......

   I'm saving my April fools joke for tomorrow. No one will see them coming...... ; )

   I poured milk on my Cheerios this morning and they turned into Fruit Loops......But hey, there is no need for concern : )

   Reminder: National Atheist's Day April 1st.......

   Sorry friends......But from the advice of my lawyer, it's in my best interest not to try out Facebook's new 'Questions' feature tonight : (

   (_̅_̲̲̲̲̲̅̅̅̅̅̅̅_̅__̅_̅_̅()~~~ passs it!!!

   Why is Obama so interested in "liberating" Libya anyways, is he planning a vacation there?

   Why is President Obama out of the country and on vacation when this Charlie Sheen thing is still playing out?

   Party like a rockstar is no longer acceptable. You party like Charlie Sheen, or you don't party at all !

   Supermoon is awesome!!! Oh wait, that's a streetlight.....

   France, once again, takes up the fight in the defense of freedom and liberty.....

   ‎ So, did France like lose at rock, paper, scissors or something? I mean France?

   Did the Colonel really call President Obama his son?? Why am I not surprised.........

   Not to worry Obama will fix everything while he's on vacation in Rio this weekend......

   I guess the Obama's need another vacation to Rio to take a break... Apparently picking all 4 #1 seeds in his March Madness bracket was just to much on him?? What a SLACKER!!!