anonymous Funny Status Messages

   watching paint dry

   going to jam out with her clam out

   sittin in physics class reading all these

   inlove with a surfer who love waves

   an itchy ring. Dont think I wiped properly.

   Playing x-box.. Err, I mean Lifting Weights

   has logged out. You missed him by mere minutes

   would give his right arm to be ambidexious

   took the "How good are you at Making love" quiz and it asked me for my phone number

   Says women will never be as successful as men because they don't have wives to advise them

   thought it would be a good idea to superglue a couple coins to the pavement in town and watch people try to pick them up. Unfortunately, the police were watching me glue everything the whole time. I was fined with public vandalism and defacing UK currency

   crapping. But then decided to change her status.

   Bob the builder! can we fix it?!!......no this time we're screwed

   tall, dark and handsome

   If you don't talk to your cat about catnip.....who will?

   I looked away to not sneeze on my keyboard, and sneezed on the fan and it went in my face

   When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

   The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

   very tired (yawn) and hopes he doesn't fall asleep on (yawn) his keyboardddddddddddddddddddddddd

   don't piss down his back and tell him it's raining.