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I don't want a sky full of lighters! I just want the one that fell under my driver's seat!
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01-03-2012 11:59 by
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experiment...try a no gossip rule...see how long it is before they run out of things to talk about...
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01-03-2012 11:08
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Well I guess all the gyms are heading into their busy season for the next four to five weeks !
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01-03-2012 10:53
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Who needs a Psychic when we have Google. You have your answer before you are done typing the question...
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01-03-2012 10:33
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Mayan Calendar Predicts Doomsday in 2012. Well, at least if the world ends this year, we won't have to hear any more about the Kardashian's
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01-03-2012 10:24
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Apparently punching an alien looking thing in the face and saying "Welcome to Earth" isn't acceptable on a newborn baby
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01-03-2012 10:21 by
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My stick figure family is just a burrito, a television, and a bottle of whiskey. Do they make those stickers?
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01-03-2012 10:21 by
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If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys! But then again most of them already do.
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01-03-2012 10:19
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I don't know who makes more idle threats: Iran threatening the U.S. Navy in the Persian Gulf or Rex Ryan of the Jets threatening to win a Superbowl every year?
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01-03-2012 09:17
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Size 12 and Up Skinny Jeans should be made illegal.
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01-03-2012 08:10
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I know the world is NOT going to end in 2012 because Marty McFly traveled to the year 2015.
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01-03-2012 07:49
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Please don't start calling me 'hero' but this lady collapsed at the grocery store and I was the first one to call for a clean up in Aisle 3.
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01-03-2012 06:20 by
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So far, my resolution to teach the dog Tai Chi is much more difficult than you would think.
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01-03-2012 05:14 by
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All grocery store bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of one of the "Saw" movies.
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01-03-2012 05:07 by
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If you are one, 'stop being a procrastinator' should take precedence over all other resolutions. Starting tomorrow.
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01-03-2012 05:05 by
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I'm starting to think I'll never be old enough to know better.
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01-03-2012 04:52 by
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Katy Perry kissed a guy that looks like a girl and apparently didn't like it.
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01-03-2012 04:51 by
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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
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01-03-2012 04:50 by
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I think all Walmart bathrooms are required by law to look like the set of one of the "Saw" movies.
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01-03-2012 04:48 by
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Doesn't seem like a good sign that I asked for a to-go box at this Mexican restaurant, and they brought me a casket.
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01-03-2012 04:47 by
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