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51 weeks til Christmas....lights are up!
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01-03-2012 21:33
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Shoutout to the girls that got that good rooster neck
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01-03-2012 21:27 by
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more technology= Less Jobs.........Simple
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01-03-2012 21:07
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The bipolar emoticon —> :):
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01-03-2012 20:30 by
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i don't know much about politics...but what's with this ohio cactus thing?
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01-03-2012 20:12 by
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I once skeeted in the back seat of an 18 wheeler.......... That 18 wheeler is now known today as........ OPTIMUS PRIME
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01-03-2012 20:12
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Don't you just hate it when 9 year olds have a better phone than you.. it's like, who are you gonna call?! Barney? ..Elmo?.. DORA?!?
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01-03-2012 19:58
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Everyday I'm shoveling!
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01-03-2012 19:53 by
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I'm a lazy ass texter, unless you're cute, or I like you.
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01-03-2012 19:51 by
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oh!!!!! sorryy my smoking is bothering you ?? shut the hell up it's killing me !!!
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01-03-2012 19:34
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Aretha Franklin, 69, is engaged. And she's not pregnant!
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01-03-2012 19:17
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Some people just need a hug... Around the neck. With my hands.
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01-03-2012 19:11 by
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I can't believe they let people own guns. Public toilets are all the proof we need that humans have horrible aim.
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01-03-2012 19:09 by
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One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book.
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01-03-2012 19:08 by
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My heart just skipped a beat when I glanced at my wife across the room. Mostly because she was holding my phone
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01-03-2012 19:07 by
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45 days and counting until I start a new count down
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01-03-2012 18:33
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trying to think of good booger jokes, but it snot working.
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01-03-2012 17:34
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When they say all expenses paid, does that include bail?
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01-03-2012 17:30 by
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Its better to be single and alone than to be in a relationship and feel alone.
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01-03-2012 17:03
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Hey..........all the political and media people are in Iowa. If we could somehow fence it off, this is our chance to start a new society. Who's down???
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01-03-2012 16:02 by
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