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   messageicon Just figured a way people with no healthcare insurance but do have car insurance can enjoy the same benefits .... Whenever your sick....just crash your bike ...car or truck into a tree
←Rate | 01-28-2012 16:30 Comments (0)  


   messageicon pineapples....some of yall will get it
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Girls: just remember each morning when you put on makeup- somewhere in the world a clown is starting his day doing exactly the same thing.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:56 by Canadian25 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love when my friends lock their keys in their car... And then call me like I can do something about it.. Just because I'm black doenst mean I know how to break into cars!
←Rate | 01-28-2012 15:50 by @Seanathon77 Comments (1)  


   messageicon Yesterday I changed the name of my WiFi to 'Hack if you can'. Today it was called 'Challenge Accepted'
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:27 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon I hate it when people call me as I'm about to use my phone and I accidentally answer it.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 14:26 by hihuggiehi Comments (2)  


   messageicon People who post pics of themselves after they have had sex need to be shot.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon That uneasy moment when you get tested and only one of you is positive.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Saturday… the day you can put as much booze into your coffee as you'd like to put in on Monday.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:42 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Mothers can either make the Best wing-men or the Worst c0ck-blockers
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Apparently this Victoria's Secret catalog isn't scratch-n-sniff.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:11 Comments (0)  


   messageicon íts funnч hσw whєn ím σn thє phσnє í wαndєr tσ plαcєs ín mч hσusє í nєvєr gσ.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 13:00 by fadolo Comments (0)  


   messageicon THE ARTISTS may have the most Academy Awards Nominations, but at my house I have been nominated for BEST FATHER and BEST HUSBAND not forgetting BEST MASTER by my dog.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 12:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I know this chick that can do more tricks on a six inch d*ck than a monkey on a mile of grapevine.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 12:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I don't have health insurance, but I do have car insurance. So whenever I get sick I just go crash my car into a tree.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 11:12 by Aaron Comments (0)  


   messageicon well done liverpool fc for knocking manchester united out the FA CUP
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The cashier is telling me to "have a nice day," but judging by her tone she wants me to "die in a tire fire."
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:52 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon This empty bottle of rum has very good manners for being completely drunk. I on the other hand do not.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:48 by SuthernFukr Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alanis Morissette should have had one hand in her pocket, and the other one Googling the correct usage of the word ironic.
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:31 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  


   messageicon Am I the only person who thinks that Walmart is missing out on a major opportunity by not having a Golden Corral in all of their stores?
←Rate | 01-28-2012 09:30 by hihuggiehi Comments (0)  



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