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Everyone is gifted, but some people never open their package... 
I may not be the best, but I'm definitely not like the rest!
Dear haters, I couldn`t help but notice that "awesoME" ends with "me" and "Ugly" starts with "U".
You were born an original. Don`t die a copy!
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back...
Love isn`t something you can buy... It`s a limited edition.
A person who says they will never lie to you is probably lying already
I must need glasses because everywhere I look, people seem to have two faces!
What Woodstock 1969 tought us is that life isn`t about waiting for the storm to pass, it`s about learning to dance in the rain...
Some women should realize that they've lost the moon while trying to count the stars…
If you don`t like something, change it. If you can`t change it, change your attitude. Don`t complain...
Hated by many, wanted by plenty, disliked by some & confronted by none...
Friend: "Your phone`s ringing." Me: "Yeah, phones do that..."
Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.
why is Betty White singing at halftime of the Super Bowl??
Wondering if I can purchase "I'm Sixty and I know it" by LMFAO & Madonna on ITunes.
If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.
I had no idea Joan Rivers could sing!"
NFL: "Madonna's message of 'world peace' does not reflect the views of the National Football League"
I never knew Will Ferrell had so much talent....good job on the tight rope! 