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a p°nis has a sad life. His hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an a55hole, his bestfriend is a pu55y and his owner beats him! 
off is the general direction in which I wish you would f°°k!
It's Ok to kiss a fool, it's ok to let a fool kiss you, but never let a kiss fool you
You don't need training to be a garbage collector. You just pick it up as you go along.
Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you.
Where's everyone at? I need other people ideas.
Ok Mr Bum on the red light knocking on my window, there's a reason why I am pretending to text on my phone.
Human nature is demonstrated perfectly by our eagerness to chant "Air ball!" in unison.
You should never care what other people think of you. Unless you're a dude who wears sandals.
Does it count as naked if you're wearing a hat? I say yes.
I'm finally rich! I have...Silver in my hair, gold in my teeth, crystal in my kidneys, sugar in my blood, lead in my ass, iron in my arteries ans an inexhaustable supply of natural gas!
Forget dude below me and the damn rodent. I'm predicting winter will last until March 20, 2012, at 1:14 A.M. (EDT)
its hard not to notice that a woman's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same!
They say your sex drive decreases with age. Yes, I may do less driving, but now I get better mileage.
Snookie's got more hip than a potamus!
If I get one more game or app request, or send me one more farmville request I will kill all your animals and burn your crops and smoke them, then delete your ass!!!
Froget Punxsutawney, I'm predicting March 21st.
..We can learn a lot in life from our crayons we had as kids; some are dull, some are bright, and they are all different colors, but they have to learn to live in the same box..(",)
"Nothing is impossible." I disagree. I'm doing nothing right now... it's totally possible.
Black History Month should be called "Four Weeks Of Morgan Freeman's Voiceover Work"
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