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"just like a prayer" i'm hopeing madonna dosen't have a "wardrobe malfunction"....nobody wants to see that madge!!!! 
Somewhat, I was waiting to see if suddenly M&M's Bananas would show up on stage!
this is what has happened when the have Giants won the Superbowl....1987 Black Monday Stock Market Crash,1991 Gulf War part 1,2008 Economy Crashes....2012
Shouldn't those polar bears have diabetes by now???? #tooMuchCoke
wut the hell..no more jokes? my fb fanz gon b pissed
I use to be a tight end... Now I'm a wide reciever!
harry potter is such a fake movie, like really a ginger with two friends
Politicians should wear uniforms like NASCAR so we can see who their corperate sponsors are.
I used to be a looker when I was younger. Or a peeping Tom as the girls used to call me
Teacher: If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him, what virtue will I be showing? Student: Brotherly love!
RING... RING!!! (My Boss) "Hello?" (Me) "hmph gorg jawb forb berk." (My Boss) "Okay, see ya on Tuesday."
Never trust a pretty face on a dating site
only bowl tom brady should be playing in is the turd bowl
Pretty excited that the Patriots and the Giants are opening for Madonna at the Superbowl
Due to the fear of a nip slip during the Madonna halftime show, NBC will only be filming her from the waist up.
I'm having doubts about that dehydrated water I bought for my plastic plants.
Redneck word of the day, Obama……I bought me a case of beer but I drank it Obama self.
I got sacked as a bingo caller tonight. Apparently "a meal for two with a terrible view" wasn't the best way to announce the number 69....
what do you call a man with no arms or legs laying by the front door? matt.
you know what they say about black jokes... if you have heard one then you heard jemal 