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   ʇɐ s,oɥ ǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ˙˙˙ uoıʇısod ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ uı ʍou ɯɐ ı' ʞo

   Knows that some people are like slinkies, there not really good for anything but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.

   knows that arguing with you is like running a race in the Special Olympics, you might win but in the end your still a retard.

   knows that hangovers are Gods way of saying you kicked ass last night.

   wants you to know... Suck all you want, He will make more.

   Hopes he doesnt black out, cause this is awesome!

   doesnt get drunk, he gets awesome

   enjoying the fourth of july, the most american holiday of them all. And what do we do as americans? we drink beer owned by Belgians. (Bud) beer by south Africans, (miller) we eat polish sausages, and shoot fireworks from the Chinese.

   dances with the devil in the pale moon light.

   99 donuts cause the B!tch ate one

   Has just left his next instalment on his payback trail at the local BP. Thats right BP, you thought you made a mess. Wait till you get a LOAD of me..thats right, UPPER DECKER