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Fun Fact of The Day: Barbies get fat too, if you microwave them 
Starting a 'like' petition.....who would prefer Cheez Its would use the 'immature' cheese
just stopped a leaky pipe with Silly putty...who's Silly now?
In case anyone is wondering, it's 72 degrees and partly cloudy in India today. The only reason I know this is because I just had a pleasant conversation with a Customer Service rep from Bank of America....
Presidents Day: A day when America celebrates when they actually had presidents worth celebrating.
The chinese police sketch artists can prob only draw one face...lets see, round face, slanted eyes, flat nose and black hair.....ok, is this the man?....YES!!!
I always collect hair from hairbrushes at party...that way, IF I decide to commit a crime, they'll think it was 23 different people, not me
just found a Adam Sandler for President FB pg... has there ever been a thought that hasnt been made into a page or group?
I think our Presidents should have to wear powdered wigs...great visual
Being President means never having to say I'm Sorry
Here in America we pay homeage to our Presidents by gathering at malls and walmarts giving back our tax returns
Like if you havent given one thought to our Presidents, just the day off.
presidents day = SALES..thanks for running our country, Ima celebrate with new socks and a plunger
I think groundhogs day obviously means more to us than presidents day.
The man in the yellow hat has clearly lost control of our president
presidents day is for reflecting on our forefathers and accomplishments by great men..or drink the day away thanks to our current recession
operating a safe distance from genius this morning.
Oprah donated her $ to build a school on another country tax free. Thats ok, no kids here need help..she celebrates presidents day by owning a president..Fweeeeeee
Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.
if you're on a blind date and they ask if you're into furry handcuffs, and then admit they sometimes wet the bed... playing possum may not be your best choice of escape 