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   messageicon when a kid says a cussword some parents & babysitters will wash their mouth out with soap....if you type a cussword does that mean you should wash ur hands?
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:55 by Eddy Comments (0)  


   messageicon What's the deal with people who hit you up on the chat, then take twenty minutes to type their responses? DELETE.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:34 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Doing my best to, as the kids say: "keep it real." Or some such thing
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:07 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Hamburger Helper can only help the hamburger that wants help.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:06 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Can't wait to see "The Lorax"! Finally, a movie answers the age old question: What if Wilford Brimley was orange?
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:06 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If I ever go on "Wheel of Fortune," I'm going to buy all the vowels, then give them to poor kids in Africa
←Rate | 02-25-2012 07:02 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Does anyone have a llama guy? I need a llama. I'll explain later
←Rate | 02-25-2012 06:22 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you bite the inside of your mouth by accident, you should be allowed to fire a shotgun at an old bus till you feel better.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 06:21 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon “Fine, sure, go ahead. Weird, but I like it.” (God greenlighting the duck-billed platypus)
←Rate | 02-25-2012 06:21 by flinnie Comments (0)  


   messageicon Roundabouts and retarded people are like round holes and square pegs, you can force them together, but it isn't going to be pretty.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 05:01 by ff1241 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Auto correct is my worst enema.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 02:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Some people are like pennies. Two-Faced And Worthless.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 02:28 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This is not fair!" - Russian guy realizing he got bad directions to the fair.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 02:27 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 02:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon My girlfriend smokes when we have sex..but we use lube now..
←Rate | 02-25-2012 02:10 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Guys are excellent cooks. With two eggs, a sausage, & a little bit of milk...they can keep a girl's stomach full for 9 months
←Rate | 02-25-2012 00:54 by PAPPI Comments (0)  


   messageicon Since I cant afford the gas to go on vacation anytime soon, I'm gonna drink until I dont know where I am!
←Rate | 02-25-2012 00:45 by Reznor Comments (0)  


   messageicon Don't let the bad weather get you down. It's not the end of the world. That's not for another 10 months.
←Rate | 02-25-2012 00:38 Comments (0)  


   messageicon "I want you to tongue punch your fart box" ~~ my worst pick-up line ever, probably....
←Rate | 02-24-2012 23:58 by Slickpony Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was in kindergarten my teacher told me to sit indian style. So I bought a bottle of cheap whiskey and laid in the gutter.
←Rate | 02-24-2012 23:37 Comments (0)  



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