Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Its better to be a good person then to have a good body.

   Here's To The Kids Who are losing their will to keep fighting. Stay Strong.

   It's not too late... we have the rest of our lives.

   When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'

   realized that I'm getting old. 20 years ago all of my friends were on drugs. Now they're all on medication...

   I use music to escape from reality.

   Here's some advice. Stay Alive."

   That Sexy Face you make when applying M A S C A R A.

   Dear extra fat on my body, You have two options, move to my boobs, or gtfo.

   Nowadays People know the price of everything, But the value of nothing.

   Checking Your Phone To See What Time It Is... And Then Checking It Again Because The First Time You Wernt Paying Attention! Awkward.

   I want to fix you, BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW.

   If you watch Titanic backwards it's about a magical ship that saves people

   I went to the movies yesterday and afterwards went to the bathroom. In the stall next to me, some mom was telling her daughter, "Do you need to go tinkle tinkle little star?" And then she made lots of peeing noises. I just left the bathroom as fast as I c

   it's really inconsiderate of you to be this attaractive if you're not planning on being the father of my future children

   By Making your Bed. Your room looks 50 % clean.

   I'd rather look back at my life and say "I can't believe I did that" instead of saying,. "I wish I did that."

   One day The Hunger Games will become reality... AND YOU'LL REGRET NOT READING THE BOOKS...

   Has anyone figured out yet why women love chocolate so much ?

   Oftentimes when I drop something small and I lose it, if I have two, I will drop the second one to see if it will bounce and lead me to the other one.