Forget Trump - Funny Status Messages that are not about Trump

   Nothing says Easter like making deviled eggs while hungover

   Whenever I read the karma sutra, it puts me in an awkward position.

   nothing says happy Easter Jesus like going to a Wal Mart

   When I'm russian for food, there's no time for stalin

   I wake up in the morning expected when in reality HE can make it unexpected at any given time. Shout out to the BIG homie GOD.

   I was insane to think the people I knew was sane....

   KIDS: If you have to look at your parents before you do something, that means you SHOULD NOT be doing it!

   EGG hunt, no homo.

   Just don't update your Facebook status, update your life status...Jesus

   Eggs hide themselves when I tell them Chuck Norrris is coming!

   Easter Eggs are themselves when I tell them Chuk Norrris says "Hi"!

   Happy pagan fertility goddess and spring solstice worship holiday everyone!!

   Easter.... the time God killed God to appease God because you were so unlikable! Isn't that good news? :-)

   Easter: The only day of the year where you want to put all of your eggs in one basket. Happy Easter all!

   Easter, the day Jesus slapped YOLO in the face

   Easter Sunday the day that Jesus rose from the dead, looked Satan in the eye's and said, "Game over!"

   One of the best holidays...comes tomorrow when candy is 50% off!

   ChrEasters people who only go to church on Christmas & Easter

   Ice cream never asks silly questions. Ice cream understands.

   I've been taking my Flintstones' vitamins daily, but I still can't start a car with my feet.