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   messageicon This girl wrote on her status; "I Desperately Need A Boyfriend!" So I commented, “No you need some water coz you sound thirsty!” And now I am deleted.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 11:31 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I need to do something reproductive today. Happy Father's Day
←Rate | 06-17-2012 11:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 11:15 Comments (0)  


   messageicon single moms do not get to celebrate fathers day, go grab your 50 Shades book and zip it
←Rate | 06-17-2012 11:13 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's fend for yourself night and you know what that means...cold cereal for dinner.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:57 by Goodeolboy Comments (0)  


   messageicon Right all wrongs. Settle everything with love and understanding.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:56 by BEGO Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm actually a really good driver, when Facebook is down.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:51 Comments (0)  


   messageicon You sent me a picture of your pen!s, so I sent one back and I'm the a$$hole?! I thought you wanted to exchange pictures...
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Never give up on something you really want. It's difficult to wait, but more difficult to regret.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:44 by vicky Comments (0)  


   messageicon Remember If you don`t stand for something, you`ll fall for anything!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:42 by vicky Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just read that 44% of high school and college students won't be able to find a summer job due to the economy! Add in the military coming home looking for jobs,and I have no idea what Obama is thinking!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:37 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Anyone who says single moms don't do both roles of a mother & father when the father doesn't spend time or money with his children is THE DEAD BEAT we are referring to!!
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I love doggie style as much as the next guy, but sometimes she's just too pretty to do from behind.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:04 by Kisstopher Comments (0)  


   messageicon hey single moms go have your own day someplace else, this is our day so make me a sammich with BACON and stfu
←Rate | 06-17-2012 10:01 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Single mothers had mothers day, they dont do the role of a dad so grow up
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:59 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just sent out 200 text messages to random phone numbers saying "Happy Father's Day! I'm pregnant!" Now listening to the police scanner for my daily entertainment.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Happy Father's Day to all the single mothers who do both roles due to dead beat dads.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:53 by Jen Omodt Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today you should prank call your single guy friends using google voice to change the number and tell them you are calling from the Maury Povich show.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:52 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I wonder what Susan Boyle got for Fathers Day.,
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I see your re-p0st and raise you a hand jerking off motion.
←Rate | 06-17-2012 09:50 Comments (0)  



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