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In New York you can't drink more than a 16 oz. soda, but it is okay to stuff yourself with 68 hotdogs and buns in 10 minuts. 
Maybe it's just me, but I don't mind when a woman gives me the silent treatment...I can finally hear the t.v. then!
In Sweden, the word for marriage and the word for poison is the same, and its spelled "gift".
Out of all the gruesome noises coming from the bathroom stall next to me, the camera click was the most troubling.
If fireworks are illegal in your neighborhood, just pick up a couple burritos from Taco bell and wait a little bit...
Watching the movie Independence Day to commemorate Will Smith's efforts in preventing an alien invasion this exact day 16 years ago. I thank Will Smith for my freedom!!!
4th Of July The Day Mexicans Celebrate It More Than Americans
I suggest we Drink!..... Before we go out Drinking!!
Its so hot I used my blow dryer as a cooling fan!
I know you put up with the crazy for the blow jobs.
My safe word is Marriage.
i am woman, hear me giving you the silent treatment.
If it ain't broke, borrow money from it.
Yes, that's correct!.....And the Horse you rode in on!!
If you don't discipline your child, life will.
My Girlfriend wanted a cat. I didn't want a cat. So we compromised and we got a cat...
I hate when her husband comes home early. She says I'm the pool boy. And I spend the next few hours cleaning the pool. This is BULLSH!T!
Drunk love is better than crazy love.
I wish they made barstools with seat belts and dual side airbags.
I sure hope women don't roll their eyes in real life as much as they do here on facebook. 