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   messageicon Not sure what Dems love more now….TDS…or TDA.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 15:33 by StupidoDems Comments (0)  


   messageicon So, the JFK assassination files have been released. They say nothing. What a shocker. 😂 So anti-climatic. Like having sex with the first lady.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 09:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I SUPPORT MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE'S CHOICE NOT TO DISCLOSE HER VACCINATION STATUS. THAT'S BETWEEN THE HAIRY PIG AND HER VETERINARIAN. 🐷
←Rate | 03-20-2025 09:00 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a news story today about a woman breaking down in tears getting harassed in a parking lot for driving a cyber truck. Tee hee 🤭
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:57 Comments (0)  


   messageicon The convicted R*pist won 🏆
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:54 Comments (0)  


   messageicon M*G* children always look inbred. I'm not trying to insult y'all. I'm just bringing up a point. Their eyes, they're always a little too far apart. And they always have this look on their face. Like they're being touched at night or something.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where is that guy who hung out with Jeffrey Epstein for almost two decades? Oh yeah! LOL He's your leader now LMFAO Those of you with teen daughters? You should get them in a position as an intern. So he can put them in a position.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:49 by CreepyJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's so funny watching all these Teslas get vandalized. This is the best television in years. Can't wait until the riots !
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:44 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Not living in 'Murica is the greatest. It's like when you drive by the homeless and see them living in tents and think to yourself "Thank Christ that's not me." We feel the same about the States lol
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:43 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Today we're laughing at all the Veterans losing their benefits. GLORIOUS!
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:40 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Now that someone vandalized my Tesla, I'm voting for Timpon, said no one.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 08:05 by SnifferJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Where’s the child sniffer at these days? Oh yeah..he’s riddled with dementia so they have to hide him from the public.
←Rate | 03-20-2025 01:30 by CreepyJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon ...and the meltdown continues!
←Rate | 03-20-2025 01:04 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Psssst, he doesn't give a damn about Isreal.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 23:53 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Sleepy Joe is 1000x the man and President than that sack of s*** in office right now is.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 23:48 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Alabama man pardoned by Biden just arrested again for drugs and guns. Great job by the autopen.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 22:15 by SleepyJoe Comments (0)  


   messageicon Facebook keeps notifying me about people's birthdays like I bake cakes or something.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 12:19 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I tried to play hide and seek. I was winning until the cops let the K9 off the leash.
←Rate | 03-19-2025 11:43 by GaryKoenig Comments (0)  


   messageicon The right praising their king for the astronaut rescue when it was actually planned by the Biden administration back in August HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
←Rate | 03-19-2025 10:14 Comments (0)  


   messageicon This year, he inherited one of the strongest economies in history with the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years, the inflation rate at 2%, and the stock market increased by 48%. And destroyed it in 30 days. GLORIOUS!
←Rate | 03-19-2025 09:29 Comments (0)  



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