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   messageicon Andy Reid said if Obama loses he can start next week against Dallas...
←Rate | 11-06-2012 11:26 Comments (0)  


   messageicon exercising their right to vote is as close as most Americans get to exercising
←Rate | 11-06-2012 11:21 by liro81 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Go vote so I can hit your like button. I know you want me to hit your like button.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 11:08 Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's just like American Idol... Vote early and vote often!!!
←Rate | 11-06-2012 10:43 by Timboslice Comments (0)  


   messageicon VOTE FOR PEDRO
←Rate | 11-06-2012 10:35 by cpaman Comments (0)  


   messageicon Just spent 4 hours directing republicans to the correct voting location. Too easy lol
←Rate | 11-06-2012 10:18 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Voted. Now, I watch and wait to see which loser wins.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 09:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon I was gonna vote. But the I got high.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 09:25 by StonerDudee Comments (0)  


   messageicon I just made Romney noodles Obama self : - /
←Rate | 11-06-2012 09:17 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon My American friend says he's going to vote for the one who is willing to making the Pringles tubes biggers....as soon as he gets his hand out of one.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 09:13 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you're undecided...vote for the one that held the most babies...
←Rate | 11-06-2012 09:08 by JEBI Comments (0)  


   messageicon If you are undecided, vote for the one you would most likely buy a used car from.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 08:23 by Rick Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I voted I wrote Abraham Lincoln in for president and Bill Clinton in for Vice President , Because 2 things this country has Too much of is vampires and ho'z !!
←Rate | 11-06-2012 07:51 by SEAN Comments (0)  


   messageicon It's finally here in a few hours America will finally find out the winner.............. between the pistons and the nuggets.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 07:33 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Wear a smile. One size fits all
←Rate | 11-06-2012 07:12 Comments (0)  


   messageicon When I was born, the day I was brought home form the hospital my parents put up a sign on my bedroom door: "Checkout Time 18 Years"
←Rate | 11-06-2012 07:07 by Mickey Comments (0)  


   messageicon Heading to the polls to vote for the fifth time this week!!!!...... God I love living in the state of Florida!!!!
←Rate | 11-06-2012 07:03 by FLA PAULY Comments (0)  


   messageicon I'm predicting Obama will take an early lead tomorrow. Until all the Republicans get off work.
←Rate | 11-06-2012 06:58 Comments (0)  


   messageicon In 2013 I'm going to sit back, watch the movie 2012 and laugh..
←Rate | 11-06-2012 06:49 Comments (0)  


   messageicon Vick's career has always been dogged by bad decisions ..
←Rate | 11-06-2012 05:17 Comments (0)  



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