anonymous Funny Status Messages

   When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

   was always taught, "You become what you eat." So he only eat rich foods. He's still waiting...

   sippin on some sizzurp...feeling gangsta!!

   thinks if you were a booger, I'd pick you first!

   spreading some positive molecules

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   works forty hours a week to be this poor

   hasn't met Mr Right yet. But she has met Mr Rude, Mr Cocky and Mr Cheap.

   wants to add the element of Surprise to the periodic table.

   200 pounds of dynamite with a 3 inch fuse ;(

   if its a long walk on a short beach, do we just pace back and forth..

   Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?

   What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of a plane?

   just bought a new GPS unit for my car, and it came without directions.

   playing guitar with her private parts

   ıs ndsıpǝ poʍu

   has a strong urge to draw devil horns and fart cloads all over the Miley Cyrus billboard...anyone free at midnight?

   my own little world, but its ok - they know me here

   For sale 57" flat screen TV 200 Quid Only defect is the volume button is broke.....For that price you can't turn it down!

   having enormous problems flying his kite indoors... why wont this thing god damn work????