Funny Status Messages

   GaryKoenig sits in his dead mother's attic rubbing one out to her daily.

   Of all the things that taste like chicken, it's weird that eggs aren't one of them.

   Loser huh??? I'm not the one sitting in my mother's basement bullying and making fun of other people and trying to remain anonymous about it! If you're going to bully someone, why don't you show yourself???

   Newsflash: the chat that was leaked contained nothing of importance. No classified info. Dems just stirring up nonsense as usual.

   GaryKoenig even rips off insults. Loser.

   It's 'coincidink' you ignorant anal plug.

   ...involved in PROSECUTING J6ers. What a coinkidink, huh?

   ...U.S. Attorney Candice Chiu Wong (appointed by Hussein Obama), a Chinese Woman who was one of the key attorneys involved in PROSECUTING J

   Exactly! The more they try to come at me, the stronger I get and the harder I laugh at them.

   Maybe the tubby no-life loooooser who lives in his parents basement and continually makes fun of GaryKoenig's status updates, should come up something original of their own. Instead of just attacking other people. You annonymous dumbf*ck.

   🇩🇪Marked safe from receiving confidential War Plans by rep#blican idiots who don't understand security today.

   If you miss a payment on a Tesla it can just drive itself back to the dealership

   On the bright side, at least Canada & Greenland will know when the country of idiots plan to invade them 🤣

   Walmart has their Gillette razors under more security than Pete Hegseth’s war plans.

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   27% approval rating! The party is on life support lmao.

   GaryKoenig's ignorance is surpassed only by his ability to not come up with anything original. Thievery at its most intrinsic level

   My wife told me that women are better at multitasking than men. So I asked her to sit down and be quiet. She couldn't do either.

   I am content to see the end of what was the empire called the US of A. Every empire comes to an end, typically at the hands of the insane from within. The US of A had its time. It's now time to end it.

   I wonder what my toothpaste meant by 'extra sensitive.' Turns out it doesn't like when I use other toothpastes.