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I heard that Tom Brady isn't going to the pro bowl for an undisclosed injury. Didn't know bruised ego was a real injury. 
Nicky Minaj is like Tang. She's dry, orange, and nobody actually likes her.
Dear Hockey, I do not understand you.
Your Google search history is the real you.
Im a wreck to be forcened with.
Golly, I'm not quite sure if it's cold outside. Could someone please post a picture of the temperature in their car? Anyone? ツ
Women don't care about thing like how much money you make, what you drive or where you live at. Who am I kidding, even the female homeless go after the homeless guy with the most stuff..
OH NO! It is January and cold outside. Has the world gone mad?
men insult their friends but don't really mean it. Women compliment their friends but don't really mean it...
It's freezing outside. I hear by declare January Nipple Awareness Month.
Your vag is like an elevator. Everyones gone up in it.
Women are NOT difficult to understand.................. They're impossible to understand.
Get rich or die trying. If all else fails, start your own church.
Why don't chicken breast have nipples?
So thankful for Facebook! Otherwise I would have to call 563 people every morning to let them know that I just ate breakfast
Nicki Minaj, a judge on American Idol we are being Punk'd right?
Being strong-willed does NOT mean I am a b itch. It means I am in control of my life, stick to what I believe in and do NOT rely on anyone but myself.
Baby, I would take a bullet for you... In Halo 4... Unless I'm on a kill streak.
there another Harbaugh brother out there who the Bengals can hire? I'd even settle for a cousin.
my brain is like a prison....has all those cells & they dont all get used all the time 