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I have abad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift's poor Grammy results... 
Benedict XVI won't even be able to sell his hat on eBay. He's closed his papal account...
If you can't handle me at my un-shaved, you don't deserve me at my waxed.
All the people with barbwire tattoos should join together and form a border wall between US and Mexico
The couple that laughs together, stays together. If that's not a pro-weed slogan then nothing is.
If you cant afford a kid, then shut your legs.
So is Taylor Swift's perfume made from her actual tears?
Every woman is beautiful, but some are only beautiful in the dark.
To help reduce cost, this status was typed in china.
the Pope just changed his relationship status to It's Complicated...
So, the Pope is resigning, eh? Perhaps I shouldn't have poked him so many times....but, in fairness - HE started that poke war to begin with.
Big Shout-out !!!,,, to Whitney Houston as she celebrates one year of sobriety today
If pigs could fly, I'd eat the s hit out of those wings!!
Pope Benedict XVI to resign because he "no longer has the strength to fill the hole of a boy's orifice"....Sorry... I meant fulfill the roles of his office
Makers Mark... Now with more Water !!! Same price !!! Going from 45 percent by volume to 42 percent by volume.
there is a Reason why Everybody says Everything happens for a Reason?"
Whats a pope?
Looks like the Pope is headed for the old popes home..
Pope Benedict is so old, there are only two jobs available to him. 1) Bag boy at the supermarket. 2) Run for President on the Republican ticket.
Seriously!! Who sucked The Pope. 