g0re Funny Status Messages

   yes we know you are heartbroken but please stop posting all those sad youtube songs.

   Waking up after a night out and knowing you could write The Hangover 3.

   Can someone text me a in & out burger?

   umm can I have a coke?” “is pepsi ok?” “I dont know is monopoly money ok?”

   I have Big Boobs, I am amazing at Call of Duty, and I can make a really good sandwich, Unfortunately I am a guy...

   I wanna have a party with fake alcohol and see how many people act wasted.

   There would be less drunk driving in the world if Jack In The Box delivered.

   When you wake up the first thing you do is roll over and check your cell phone

   Good: Your son's finally maturing Bad: He's involved with the woman next door Worse: So are you

   Good: You give the birds and bees talk to your daughter Bad: She keeps interrupting Worse: With corrections

   I'll be sober tomorrow but you'll be ugly for the rest of your life.

   Life is just like an ice-cream, enjoy it before it melts !!

   Women are like stamps. We lick them and send them on their way.

   If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying

   If you truly understand me, you'll let me be annoying.