anonymous Funny Status Messages

   here

   marking his territory.

   can't believe its not butter!

   has 99 problems don't become the 100th one

   a Figment of your imagination

   what really sank the titanic.

   the bear necessities.

   shaking it like a Polaroid picture.

   wearing spray on pants.

   in your mum's extended network.

   had his left side removed. He's all right now

   let the dogs out

   eating pasta with chopsticks.

   going around in circles

   going back to the future

   made a poor spending decision and would now like Congress to bail him out for the sake of his shareholders.

   a case of the Mondays when all he wants is a case of beer.

   like that and that's the way it is

   pondering why in the hell people type so much in their status box

   "not a complete idiot, some parts are missing "