anonymous Funny Status Messages

   not your daddy

   an escaped mental patient with a history of violence

   have sex not children

   M.I.A

   wanking over your profile picture

   pities the fool

   wondering why people think they are invisible when they pick their noses in the car?

   surrounded by incompetence.

   got the power

   aware of how pathetic you actually are!

   laughing at your pictures

   likes big butts and he cannot lie

   having it her way

   terrified of being offline

   picking a bone with you

   writing a list and checking it twice

   Joe the plumber

   playing music for the hearing impaired.

   "like a mime trapped in a box, you want out, but you cant yell for help. "

   walking away