g0re Funny Status Messages

   Don't you wish common sense would make a big comeback.

   Your manners slowly disappear the more you have to repeat something. Example: Can you pass the salt? The salt, can you pass it. No. The SALT. GIVE ME THE SALT!

   Admit it, at least once you have sat in school and strategized about singlehandedly saving the class if a madman with a gun showed up.

   Don't you hate it when you're right, but you're the only person in the room that knows it, so as far as everyone is concerned, you're just wrong.

   IPods: where 8 GB of memory really means 6.46.

   Even though they have no use for them, guys would look kinda weird without nipples.

   It seems like in movies, when they want a female to look older, they just cut her hair.

   If somebody does a backflip, they automatically become a bada$$.

   There are 7 billion people in this world, don't let one ruin your day.

   A relationship is like standing on wet cement..The longer you stand the more difficult is to leave & even if you leave, you leave your footprints behind.

   Owls make good pets because they're always interested in your social life. You tell it "guess who I went to the movies with" and it always asks"who?"

   It sucks whenever you hear a song you really like in public but you don't know the name of it.

   There is perhaps nothing more annoying then listening to a great song on Youtube and decidding to vote up a comment you agree with, only to be taken away from the video to a login page prompting you for your username/password.

   If you think about it Johnny Bravo would be perfect for Jersey Shore.

   It's annoying when you think of an awesome idea or thing to do and within the next few minutes, you completely forget what it was, but the memory of how awesome it was stil lingers..

   It's kind of sad that they replaced Mailbox on Blue's Clues with e-mail.

   Sometimes, you have to hear a song twice before you decide you like it.

   There comes a time when you just look at yourself in the mirror, and say"f**k it, this is as good as it's gonna get.".

   Childhood is like being drunk. Everybody remembers it except you..

   It was better back when you could look under a bottle cap and see you won instantly, rather than this entering a code online thing they have now. I want to look under the cap and see "YOU WON!" instead of ED34GH....