ANONYMOUS Funny Status Messages

   "serious, and don't call me Shirley "

   FUBAR

   "somewhere in the land of Oz, picking on a scarecrow. "

   hates your extended network.

   troubled by the thought of being not able to write a sensible status message

   smells like teen spirit

   elevated to the point of reversing gravity

   making the sun shine

   dancing naked on your roof.

   successfully licked one of his elbows!

   everywhere that's anywhere

   done signing autographs

   making a list and checking it twice

   in the moment...

   "added new photos to the album ""Porn"" "

   feeling strangely happy.

   will gladly brighten your atmosphere.

   taking a walk outside her mind

   Hello world

   Almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met :(