ritchie_bonk Funny Status Messages

   used to be a schizophrenic but now we're ok.

   some say the glass is half empty, some say it's half full... I say "Are you gonna drink that?"

   Sometimes I wake up grumpy… other times I do the easier thing and let her sleep.

   wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit

   taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!

   thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.

   doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.

   beatby my computer at chess...but it was no match for me at kick boxing

   man on toilet, is high on pot.

   if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN

   really enjoying siving through hundreds of Micael Jackson Posts, most of wich are the same, in an attempt to try and find a good post.

   this is a happy day for The Beatles..

   told today that my problem is that I just want my cake and eat it..... Yes. Yes I do. Afterall what good is a god damn cake you can't eat.

   re-doing facebook quiz's, so that he can fudge the results into saying the person he would rather be like.

   likes you. He will kill you last.

   thinks that if you insist on being that fat, atleast tuck you belly in.

   strained his left testicle at the gym, and is now sitting on an angle to ease the pain.

   wants to thank all of those on his friends list that invited him to be their friend and aint bothered to speak to him. Well worth it. Cheers.

   noticed that all the girls from his year at school that thought they were too good for me are now either fat, ugly or a frieky combination of the 2. Funny how the tables have turned.

   just ripped his arse hole open with a record breaking turd..