natemorales Funny Status Messages

   If all he wants you for is ur Breast,Legs and thighs send him to KFC. Ur a lady,not someones cheap value meal

   You know if you say gullible slowly it sounds like oranges

   you know your day is bad when your coffee makes you tired

   has anyone found that satellite that suppose of hit the earth yet?

   i dont have trust issues, I just know people who have lying issues

   to the guy who made the "16-bit dinosaurs" music video, What were you smoking?, How much have you been Smoking? Can I have some?

   why is it so hard to understand women, its like I have to sit with a notepad n pen and study these basturds.

   girls are like math, if there under 13 do them in your head.

   Put Party Rock Anthem as my Alarm so I wake up shufflin..

   guess ima get ahead start and get google+ account because facebook drawlin

   You know your hungry when you start eating some old cough drops

   Can't wait till the movie "colombiana" comes out. She is the real definition of a Bad b!tch....