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virginity is like a baloon... one prick and it's gone forever.....
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04-23-2010 14:24 by
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He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.....
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04-21-2010 17:15 by
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The pollen levels are so high this year that it has the crackheads trying to convert their meth back into Sudafed..
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04-21-2010 17:14 by
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What did the hurricane say 2 the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts,this is no ordinary blow job...
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04-14-2010 17:29 by
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Skinny jeans aren't for everybody...
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04-14-2010 14:46 by
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Its fun to see blue water turn green after I pee in it...see kids, science is fun...
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04-14-2010 12:28 by
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Why does it take longer to build a blond snowman???? Because you have to hollow the head out.....
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04-14-2010 10:45 by
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When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply....
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04-13-2010 18:24 by
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Its funny how sitting "boy girl boy girl" use to be a punishment...
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04-13-2010 14:47 by
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Yes Officer...I did see the Speed Limit sign...I just didn't see YOU...
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04-13-2010 11:04 by
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You've been dating for 2 days - you don't love each other.... Shutup!
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04-12-2010 11:35 by
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loves how my gf calls me on her breaks. Which involves hearing courtesy flushes. Learn to break somewhere else.Thanks.
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04-11-2010 12:45 by
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Anyone noticed that "studying" is like "student" and "dying" put together?
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04-07-2010 17:15 by
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if you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face....
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04-07-2010 15:35 by
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Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
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04-07-2010 12:14 by
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dont you hate it when your busy everyone texts you but when your not, no one does....its like they know...
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04-07-2010 11:39 by
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"mmhmm" is equal to "yea yea I still dnt believe ur ass" .......
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04-05-2010 18:57 by
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I just heard that the Facebook network is currently down, but this does not affect you as nothing would go down on you...
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04-05-2010 17:35 by
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sex can lead to nasty things like herpes, gonorrhea and somethin called relationships....
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04-05-2010 17:30 by
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i'd be scared if a 400lb glass of koolaid came bursting into my house......
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