Gary Funny Status Messages

   To the man that went the Block Buster store ?? Did you kick in the plywood around the windows or did Wayne Huizenga give you a key ??

   Just remembering my Saturday morning ...a bowl of trix , watch Super friends and Hong Kong Fuey and then my bike ..OUTSIDE till lunch .. great times

   To err is human , to arr is Pirate ...

   Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?

   The animal responsible for the most human deaths worldwide is the mosquito.

   I'm a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up!!!

   The problem with reality is that there's no background music, so you never really know whether something mysterious, evil or adventurous is about to happen.

   Two silk worms had a race ....they end up in a tie .....(Rimshot)

   Like if you remember the correlation between a pencil and a cassette tape ...

   wondering why in the year 2012 , My smoke detector can't decipher the difference between boiling water and and a real fire !

   The girl said we were not spending enough time together, so we went to a movie,, she dragged me to Twilight,,, breakup T- minus one hour twenty three minutes!!

   TWILIGHT - An epic saga about a young woman's struggle to choose between Necrophilia and Bestiality

   Happy Birthday to one of the greatest athletes EVER ..Muhammad Ali ...Happy 70th

   Ahhh yes! My favourite day of the year, Friday the 13th,, ,, just sharpened my machete and dusted off my goalie mask,, well, off to the lake, see you later!!

   ‎"POOF" did you see that?? No you didn't did you?? "MAGIC" that's why!!!

   Ladies, best thing you can do before and after your pregnant....take some pics of yourself while your boobs are enhanced. :D Sincerely: Men who like boobs.