Dragon-king Funny Status Messages

   thinks the last place he'd like to be beamed is "Up Scotty"

   wondering where he can get a hardcover version of Facebook

   considers obese people to be dyslexic anorexic

   decided to continue with the beatings until morale improves

   wondering why his daughter's diaper holds no where near the 22-37 pounds it promises.

   38 years old and still doesn't need glasses . . . I just drink straight out of the bottle!