Brades Funny Status Messages

   Announcing that your parents used to be cool hippies who went to Woodstock is probably not only a lie, but it also does not change the fact that they have a loser for a child.

   It takes a natural disaster in Haiti for the US government to step up and donate money and aid and go above and beyond to offer assiatnce. Yet, they are too incompetent to do the same thing in our own country.

   Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

   Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.

   People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.

   What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

   says I've Got Nothing Against Mohammed or Allah...It's His Fan Club I Can't Stand

   27 Championships. Too bad the Yankees can't also buy the respect of players, owners, and fans of MLB.

   Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

   In the 60's and 70's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

   “Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”

   wants to know how MTV can have the VMA's? They don't even play videos anymore!

   People who drink light 'beer' don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.