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Really proud of my parallel parking job. Come see it at 4350 West Elm until 8.
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02-28-2012 10:11 by
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The coolest thing about being a dog must be the ability to use your own ass for a pillow.
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02-28-2012 10:10 by
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I appreciate the transparency Domino's pizza tracker provides, but updates like "Carl dropped your pizza" & "5 second rule" are a bit much.
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02-28-2012 10:09 by
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That which does not kill me has been everything so far.
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02-28-2012 10:08 by
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Every time I say "I love you too", I'm thinking about the band so, technically not a lie.
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02-28-2012 10:06 by
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In a movie, if there is big fish tank and someone has a gun, you can bet they're gonna shoot that fish tank and it's gonna be great.
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02-28-2012 10:05 by
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Made it through the day without smoking any Peeps marshmallow bunnies. Feeling strong.
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02-28-2012 09:51 by
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If 40 is the new 20, does that mean 20 is the new 10, and if so, do I need to delete these photos off my phone?
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02-27-2012 13:11 by
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If you hate Capitalism so much, then just write everything in lower case. Problem solved.
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02-27-2012 13:09 by
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Right about now, Billy Crystal is waking up totally nude in a huge champagne glass somewhere.
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02-27-2012 13:08 by
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My room isn't dirty, I just have everything on display like a museum.
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02-27-2012 11:38 by
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Thanks to the 96 years of sun bathing grandma doesn't need a leather jacket to ride on the motorcycle with me.
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02-27-2012 11:37 by
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All old ladies will answer to the name "Bev." Try it out if you don't believe me.
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02-27-2012 11:28 by
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I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious, but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper.
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02-24-2012 10:07 by
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I'd like to thank my skeletal system for all the support its given me over the years.
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02-24-2012 10:07 by
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I've just been informed by a porn site that "8 hot nymphos in my area are dying to meet me." I'm understandably stoked.
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02-24-2012 10:06 by
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If it wasn't for my incredible willpower, I would be exercising right now.
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02-24-2012 10:05 by
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Dear cast of The Simpsons, Why is it that the asian characters are white and the white characters are yellow? Sincerely, confused.
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02-24-2012 10:04 by
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Don't tell me about how you "dressed up" your baby for a special occasion. If you're wearing something you can sh!t in you aren't dressed up.
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02-24-2012 10:04 by
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My greatest contribution to most situations is just not making it worse.
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02-24-2012 10:03 by
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