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Some families argue over pizza toppings. We argue over who's gunna keester a balloon of dope for my Aunt when we visit her in Jail tomorrow.
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02-10-2012 23:56 by
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Girl's idea of Valentine's Day. (っ˘з(˘.˘ )♥ Guy's idea of Valentine's Day ( • )( •ԅ(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
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02-10-2012 14:21 by
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If anybody slips and falls down at mid field in the second half I'm blaming the sweat that dripped from Madonna's vag.
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02-05-2012 20:36 by
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Happy Friday dance (((( ( • why • ) )))) shake'em
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02-03-2012 13:07 by
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I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters.. do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"..?
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01-31-2012 19:09 by
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-Thinking about the time I got head so good I drooled in her hair by mistake o.0
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01-31-2012 10:29 by
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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.
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01-30-2012 20:49 by
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Before you try to change others, remember how hard it is to change yourself.
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01-30-2012 11:17 by
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íts funnч hσw whєn ím σn thє phσnє í wαndєr tσ plαcєs ín mч hσusє í nєvєr gσ.
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01-28-2012 13:00 by
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The Allstate guy doesn't count as a black friend.
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01-28-2012 00:37 by
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My car runs on gas.. Not friendship. So pay the f*ck up.
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01-24-2012 12:41 by
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Being a nobody and getting your head pumped up by a bunch of other nobodys does NOT make you a somebody. 0 + 0 is still 0...Just FYI...
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01-24-2012 10:19 by
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Every time I'm in line and someone is taking too long I look around and think "Is this where I wan't to start my mass murdering spree?"
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01-23-2012 16:08 by
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Sometimes I wish there was a 'Build-a-Girlfriend'.
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01-21-2012 12:57 by
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In hindsight, allowing girls into our treehouse would have been a great idea.
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01-20-2012 20:50 by
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I'm so pissed Michael Jackson never had a chance to molest Justin Bieber.
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01-20-2012 12:50 by
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Ladies, easy way to tell if a guy is married? Look into his eyes, if there is any sign of life left, he's single.
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01-19-2012 23:51 by
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you know some fairy tales begin with “Once upon a time…” Others begin with “If elected, I promise…”
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01-19-2012 15:32 by
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getting stoned and trying to load the dishwasher is like real life Tetris.
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01-18-2012 17:01 by
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that feeling of brotherhood when someone post the same status as you ,but know one like it cuz you posted it first
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01-18-2012 13:49 by
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