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If a girl will play video games with you while she is naked, you should marry her.
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03-30-2011 12:17 by
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The cool thing about The Clapper is it doubles as a strobe light during sex.
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03-30-2011 12:16 by
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.
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03-30-2011 12:12 by
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Every time I see an abandoned shoe on the highway it makes me sad that I've never partied that hard.
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03-30-2011 12:11 by
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I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves...
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03-29-2011 20:53 by
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.
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03-29-2011 20:52 by
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It's a humbling moment when you realize your dog or cat has actually trained you to do something.
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03-29-2011 19:45 by
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I hate when people say, "I gotta get my body right for the summer." ...like, wtf are you going to do about your face???
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03-29-2011 19:42 by
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Funny how Facebook has turned druggies, hoes, and fakes into motivational speakers...
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03-29-2011 19:41 by
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Drunk walking home is much more fun than drunk driving home, and much less dangerous. For instance, if you knock over something driving home, you are screwed. If you knock over something while drunk walking home, everyone cheers.
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03-29-2011 19:39 by
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I was completely offended, but then you said "no offense," so now everything's cool.
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03-29-2011 14:26 by
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Winter: It's like the crazy murderer in a horror movie. Just when you think it's dead, it strikes one last time.
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03-28-2011 15:00 by
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One of the best feelings in the world is waking up to your room feeling like it's Alaska and you're under 8 layers of blanket.
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03-28-2011 14:47 by
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Don't trade what you want most for what you want now.
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03-23-2011 16:48 by
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I'm beginning to realize that some people must actually enjoy being miserable.
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03-23-2011 16:45 by
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I'm living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people! Respect it!
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03-23-2011 16:43 by
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"I can't go. I have to stay home and stare at my wife." - All my married friends
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03-23-2011 16:37 by
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Liars always think that no one is telling the truth.
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03-23-2011 16:35 by
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I may look calm, but in my head I've punched you in the face 3 times!
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03-23-2011 16:33 by
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Two generations that were unable to go to bed without their stuffed animals or blankies now feel the same way about their phones.
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03-17-2011 12:23 by
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