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If I ever become president, everyone will recieve a pet unicorn and a midget sidekick.
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04-12-2011 08:04 by
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A sunset is just a beautiful way of reminding you of all the stuff you didn't get done today.
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04-12-2011 08:01 by
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I make a mean cup of coffee. This one just told me that it hopes I have a crappy day. :(
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04-12-2011 08:00 by
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Being an adult means going to the grocery store, paying a ton of money and still having nothing to eat.
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04-11-2011 15:48 by
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If good things come to those who wait, then I must have something ridiculously amazing coming!
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04-11-2011 15:44 by
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Live this day as if it is your last. And if it turns out it isn't, make a great many apologies tomorrow.
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04-11-2011 15:42 by
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Too often we want what we cant have... but those who suffer the most are those who don't know what they want.
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04-11-2011 15:41 by
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I don't give a crap, but If I did give out crap. You'd be the first person I'd give it to.
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04-08-2011 17:53 by
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Post this as your status update if you hate status updates that tell you to repost something.
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04-08-2011 17:45 by
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Sometimes you just see a post and think, "Yup it's your own fault."
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04-08-2011 17:40 by
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Remember the tea kettle, though up to its neck in hot water, it continues to sing.
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04-07-2011 16:14 by
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Hey Facebook, if I have 75 friends in common with someone and we're still not friends, it means I don't like them. Take a hint.
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04-07-2011 16:07 by
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I'm not cranky, I just have a violent reaction to stupid people.
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04-07-2011 16:07 by
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I don't believe in neither the Democratic party nor the Republican party. I just believe in parties.
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04-07-2011 16:00 by
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If I don't have my budget balanced by tomorrow, I am just going to shut down...
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04-07-2011 15:55 by
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Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe.
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04-07-2011 15:52 by
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I just sneezed so hard I think I opened a time portal.
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04-07-2011 15:51 by
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If weed was ever legalized, I can't wait to see the commercials...
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04-07-2011 15:50 by
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Next time the bank calls me to tell me I'm overdrawn, I'm gonna tell them, "We are aware of the situation and are working to repair it."
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04-07-2011 15:50 by
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So April 7th is National Beer Day... I want to get "speaking in cursive" drunk.
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04-07-2011 00:36 by
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