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Men, if the Royal wedding has taught you one thing: Going bald doesn't matter as long as you own a Palace.
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04-29-2011 17:10 by
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Have they invented a cure for morning people yet?
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04-28-2011 13:39 by
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In honor of those who would if they could… I'm going back to bed.
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04-28-2011 13:37 by
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Right now, millions of people are mourning the fact that their President was born in this country.
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04-28-2011 13:26 by
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Sometimes I text my mom just because the thought of her staring puzzled at her phone trying to find her texts is difficult to resist.
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04-28-2011 13:22 by
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Problem: Always get stuck next to obnoxious drunk guy on plane. Solution: Be obnoxious drunk guy on plane.
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04-27-2011 14:45 by
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I must say you really have a open mind... and a mouth to match.
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04-27-2011 14:36 by
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Troubles keep me interested in my life :)
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04-27-2011 14:34 by
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If State Farm were such a good neighbor they'd come over and pick up all the dog crap in my yard.
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04-27-2011 14:27 by
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Hey, this Facebook thingy is WAY more fun than talking to each other!
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04-27-2011 14:23 by
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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts! :(
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04-27-2011 14:20 by
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I can't stand it if I'm excluded from an activity even if I have no intention of going and don't like those who are.
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04-27-2011 14:18 by
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If my number of Facebook friends drops, I just assume someone died.
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04-27-2011 14:17 by
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Tell a girl a million times shes not fat... She'll never believe you... Call her fat once she'll never forget it.
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04-27-2011 13:56 by
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The iPhone checks my Facebook, checks my email, organizes my music, calls my Mom, and now it tracks my whereabouts? It's like having a jealous psycho girlfriend in your pocket.
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04-22-2011 15:29 by
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I'm glad Facebook will never tell you, "Not tonight I have a headache!"
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04-22-2011 15:26 by
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Enjoy the little things in life, because one day, you'll look back and realize that they were actually big things.
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04-22-2011 15:24 by
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I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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04-21-2011 14:24 by
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I would rather have a cure for the common hangover than the common cold.
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04-21-2011 14:18 by
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When the hell did I get drunk and married to Google? I can barely get a word out now before it tries to finish my sentence...
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04-21-2011 14:10 by
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